Keeping an Eye on Time

Jennifer Lawrence Hurricane Interview - Commentary

 

There are times I am so overwhelmed by the profound stupidity of others, it leaves me nearly speechless. Case in point, was a video interview with Jennifer Lawrence in which she links the election of Donald Trump to the arrival of Hurricane Irma. 

Lawrence begins by trying to make a case for cause and effect by saying global warming is the result of humanty, but then goes on to claim it is rage and wrath that brought on the hurricane. What a dumbass! 

So, please explain this to us Jennifer, who exactly is experiencing rage and wrath? Is it the rain? Maybe it's the wind? Or maybe you're trying to tell us that Mother Nature is a registered Democrat. What a dumbass!

But I suppose I shouldn't be too hard on Jennifer considering her disability. After all, her disability is so obvious, it really goes a long way in explaining why she's such a dumbass.

You're a blonde, aren't you Jennifer? Well that explains much.

So tell me...how many Jennifer Lawrence clones does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? I'll tell you, it takes four - one to make the batter and three to peel the M&Ms.

Or...what can strike Jennifer Lawrence without her ever knowing it? Why, a thought, of course.

How do you put a glimmer in Jennifer Lawrence's eye? Shine a flashlight in her ear!

Jennifer Lawrence - a blonde dumbass. If she had half a brain, it would die from boredom.

 

 

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